Behind Closed Eyes: Archive

Jan 25th

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Shawn: I'm sorry, but did you season this chicken with molten lava? I can't see out of my left eye. 
Gus: I see dead people. 
Shawn: Even the water is spicy. 
Gus: Who does that?

Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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playswithsquirels: I would not mind if Jack was my doctor…just saying

Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Jul 20th

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Jul 14th

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Jul 14th

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Jul 14th

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When You and Your Crush Run Into Each Other...

heyfunniest: THIS BLOG. THIS! Hahahahahahaha oh god.

Jul 14th

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How I feel when I’m playing dodgeball:

heyfunniest: How I actually look: THIS BLOG. THIS! Hahahahahaa oh god.

Jul 14th

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Jul 14th

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Jul 14th

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arttakessacrifice: w0bbl3: jackanthonyy: spermatogenesis: termin4l: OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDD fdsafjaslfkjldas dead reblog every time HAHAHAHAHAH Hahahahhaaaahahaha I lost it. Oh god.

Jul 14th

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Jul 13th

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Jul 13th

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Okay. AWK. Found out i got hacked on here. Dunno how. Whoever got on my blog liked some porn pics.. Uhhhhh… Yeah. Not me guys haha. Weird. Really really weird. Ew. I was like, I liked pictures? When? OH GOD NO. sorry you guys. sorry if that came up on your dashboards or something. i dunno. creepy…

Jul 13th

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So I was playing my music in my car pretty loud. People around could obviously hear it. Song: “so let’s make love in the summer rain…” Professional guy in a nice suit and tie in the car next to me looks over with a skeptical facial expression. I started grinning like a weirdo and lost all composure I had.

Jul 12th

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Jul 12th

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Mitt Romney: If you want a president who will make things better in the African-American community, you are looking at him.
Black people: what
White people: what
Mexican people: what
Asian people: what
Young children: what
My cat: what
The large rock in my backyard: what
Time: what
Space: what
Light: what
Literally the entire universe: what

Jul 12th

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Jul 12th

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Jul 12th

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Jul 6th

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Jul 6th

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Jul 6th

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Jul 6th

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Jul 6th

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Jul 6th

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heyfunniest: do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school THIS BLOG. THIS!

Jul 6th

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Jul 6th

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Jul 6th

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Jul 6th

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Jul 6th

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Jul 6th

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-schue: do you ever look at pictures of matthew and face plam because he’s so beautiful

Jul 6th

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Jul 5th

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Jul 5th

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i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet

Jul 5th

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Jul 5th

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First 15 To Reblog 1 Solo

Jul 5th

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Jul 1st

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“Three followers?! FUCK YES Hahahahahaha… I’m a loser c:”

Jul 1st

mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...

Jul 1st

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