Shawn: I'm sorry, but did you season this chicken with molten lava? I can't see out of my left eye.
Gus: I see dead people.
Shawn: Even the water is spicy.
Gus: Who does that?
playswithsquirels: I would not mind if Jack was my doctor…just saying
When You and Your Crush Run Into Each Other...
heyfunniest: THIS BLOG. THIS! Hahahahahahaha oh god.
How I feel when I’m playing dodgeball:
heyfunniest: How I actually look: THIS BLOG. THIS! Hahahahahaa oh god.
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Okay. AWK. Found out i got hacked on here. Dunno how. Whoever got on my blog liked some porn pics.. Uhhhhh… Yeah. Not me guys haha. Weird. Really really weird. Ew. I was like, I liked pictures? When? OH GOD NO. sorry you guys. sorry if that came up on your dashboards or something. i dunno. creepy…
So I was playing my music in my car pretty loud. People around could obviously hear it. Song: “so let’s make love in the summer rain…” Professional guy in a nice suit and tie in the car next to me looks over with a skeptical facial expression. I started grinning like a weirdo and lost all composure I had.
Mitt Romney: If you want a president who will make things better in the African-American community, you are looking at him.
Black people: what
White people: what
Mexican people: what
Asian people: what
Young children: what
My cat: what
The large rock in my backyard: what
Literally the entire universe: what
heyfunniest: do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school THIS BLOG. THIS!
-schue: do you ever look at pictures of matthew and face plam because he’s so beautiful
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
First 15 To Reblog 1 Solo
Three followers?! FUCK YES Hahahahahaha… I’m a loser c:
mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
When someone says your celebrity crush is not...
im-reggie-lambert: sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
aurore-s-addictions: I love the ring, i really do but i’m sorry i focused on something else it really caught my attention